"not here to f*** spiders" Dad Hat

The classic Aussie saying we're all thinking.

For when you're simple fed up with people wasting your time.

This hat's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor to keep the sun (and everyone else) out of your face.

• Classic dad hat fit – Unstructured, low-profile design for that laid-back look
• Adjustable strap – One size fits most with a comfortable custom fit
• Premium embroidery/print – Clean, long-lasting design that won’t fade
• All-day comfort – Lightweight, breathable fabric for everyday wear

For the Aussies, the mums and dads, the grumpy coworkers, and the ones who simple don't want to deal with people some days.

• 100% chino cotton twill (all colours, except green camo)
• Green Camo is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!