"don't be a c***" Dad hat

Some people need telling. This says it for you.

Embroidered, not printed. Made to order — most Aussie orders arrive in 2–3 weeks. Wrong or damaged? Free replacement.

No speech, no confrontation, no awkward silence afterwards. Just a hat, quietly doing the work.

• Classic dad hat fit – Relaxed, unstructured, low-profile
• Adjustable strap – One size fits most, antique buckle
• Premium embroidery – Stitched, not printed. Won't crack, peel or fade.
• Lightweight & breathable – Built for all-day wear

For the group chat menace, the mate who's earned it, and anyone whose patience ran out somewhere around 2019.

📦 Made to order. Here's the honest timeline.
Nothing's sitting in a warehouse — your hat gets embroidered once you order it.

• Made: 3–5 business days
• To Australia: +5–14 business days
• Everywhere else: +2–7 business days

Most Aussie orders arrive within 2–3 weeks. Yes, Australia's the slow one. Blame geography.
Buying it as a gift? Order four weeks out and you'll be fine.

✅ Printed wrong, damaged, or not what you ordered? We'll replace it free.

Details
• 100% chino cotton twill (all colours except Green Camo)
• Green Camo is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle